ROOKIE

SPENDS HIS FREE TIME REWATCHING ALL OF THE "ROCKY" MOVIES

GROUCH

DOGGO

BUILD-E

B-Man

USED TO STEAL MOBILE
PHONES FROM TOURISTS

WENT TO MOON TWICE

AND ATE ITS OWN POOP

BAD ADVISOR IN

FEELINGS DEPARTMENT

SWEARS A LOT BUT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS BECAUSE "BZZ BZZ" IS NOT A WORD

FREYA

MIGHT BE JUST A LITTLE COLDER THAN YOUR EX'S HEART

VOID

NEVER SPENT A CENT ON PANTS AND SHOES

SUCCUBUS

CLASSIFIED #2

CLASSIFIED #3

CLASSIFIED #4

CLASSIFIED #5

ASKING FOR A FRIENDLY BACK SCRATCH IS A HUGE MISTAKE!

SAID THAT HE IS
NOT READY YET

CURRENTLY ON VACATION

WENT OUT TO BUY SOME
CIGARETTES AND NEVER CAME BACK...

PROBABLY STUCK IN TRAFFIC

ICICLE GUN

HEALTH PACK GUN

HOMING SHRAPNEL LAUNCHER

FREEZE BOMB LAUNCHER

BLACK HOLE LAUNCHER

INCENDIARY LAUNCHER

SPREAD SHOOTER

LIGHTNING BOW

FLAME SPITTER

LASER RIFLE

Long Bow

SPEAR OF THUNDER

ICE SHARD SHOTGUN

Thunder sniper

SHOCK SHOTGUN

ROCKET LAUNCHER

MINIGUN

FLAME HANDGUN

As deadly as your dad's farts

some people USE IT FOR DAILY commute

Recommended by assassin of the year

BASICALLY A FANCY

STICK WITH Taped

on TNT at one end

FAVORITE for THOSE WHO PREFeR the old ways

was Originally designed to produce ice cream

POWERED BY RECYCLED
DVD PLAYER LASERS!

IRRESPONSIBLE USAGE MAY CAUSE THIRD DEGREE BURNS

WHEN REGULAR BOW

IS TOO HUMANE

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOo FAR?

PORTABLE BLACK HOLE LAUNCHER IN STORES

NEAR YOU!

EXTREME VERSION OF
HOT POTATO

EASY WAY TO COOL YOURSELF ON HOT

SUMMER DAY

PROLONGED USE CAUSES ADDICTION AND DOUBT THAT IT'S REAL MEDICINE

SOME SADIST WAS NOT SATISFIED WITH A SINGLE SOLID ROCKET

"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR OR I'LL SHOOT SOME SOLID WATER IN YOUR FACE" -GROUCH TO RANDOM TOURIST

LOOKS LIKE A CANDY DISPENSER, BUT 

THE CANDY IS DEADLY

something that you shouldn't bring with you on the first date

RATED SUPERB BY THE COMMITTEE OF EXTREME GRILLING