ICICLE GUN
HEALTH PACK GUN
HOMING SHRAPNEL LAUNCHER
FREEZE BOMB LAUNCHER
BLACK HOLE LAUNCHER
INCENDIARY LAUNCHER
SPREAD SHOOTER
LIGHTNING BOW
FLAME SPITTER
LASER RIFLE
Long Bow
SPEAR OF THUNDER
ICE SHARD SHOTGUN
Thunder sniper
SHOCK SHOTGUN
ROCKET LAUNCHER
MINIGUN
FLAME HANDGUN
As deadly as your dad's farts
some people USE IT FOR DAILY commute
Recommended by assassin of the year
BASICALLY A FANCY
STICK WITH Taped
on TNT at one end
FAVORITE for THOSE WHO PREFeR the old ways
was Originally designed to produce ice cream
POWERED BY RECYCLED
DVD PLAYER LASERS!
IRRESPONSIBLE USAGE MAY CAUSE THIRD DEGREE BURNS
WHEN REGULAR BOW
IS TOO HUMANE
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOo FAR?
PORTABLE BLACK HOLE LAUNCHER IN STORES
NEAR YOU!
EXTREME VERSION OF
HOT POTATO
EASY WAY TO COOL YOURSELF ON HOT
SUMMER DAY
PROLONGED USE CAUSES ADDICTION AND DOUBT THAT IT'S REAL MEDICINE
SOME SADIST WAS NOT SATISFIED WITH A SINGLE SOLID ROCKET
"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR OR I'LL SHOOT SOME SOLID WATER IN YOUR FACE" -GROUCH TO RANDOM TOURIST
LOOKS LIKE A CANDY DISPENSER, BUT
THE CANDY IS DEADLY
something that you shouldn't bring with you on the first date
RATED SUPERB BY THE COMMITTEE OF EXTREME GRILLING